Bounty Hunter Contest!


ItWasOverWhen.com teamed up with Sony Pictures in anticipation of the Jennifer Aniston / Gerard Butler romantic comedy “The Bounty Hunter.” In short, we’ve collected your favorite stories of romantic dead ends and in exchange for free stuff.

The contest is now closed, but come back to read our winning entries over the next two weeks!

 

New stories added daily!

 

“Anatomy Lesson”

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We were lying in bed after sex and she asked if I knew when a female is ovulating. Obviously no, I’m a guy. She wiped her vagina barehanded, then rubbed her hand across my chest. She was explaining the thickness of the mucus when I dressed and walked out of the room.

—Jim

Aftermath: I didn’t talk to her for a couple days after that. Finally I called and broke it off with her. Not my usual style but I didn’t want to risk another anatomy lesson.

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“Tardy Too Often”

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I’d been dating this guy for 3 months, though he was chronically late. He had no car and had to ride the bus when he came to see me, a three hour trip. I put up with it because I knew he had to get up at 5 a.m. to get to see me at 9 a.m., and he sometimes overslept.

Then there was the day he said he’d come at 11am, completely overslept, and left me a message to cancel our date, making me late to class because I was waiting for him because he and his roommate were talking Star Wars armor until 2 a.m.

—Kira

Aftermath: I broke up with him for multiple reasons a week later.

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“Smarter”

best of chemistry

I scored better on the ASVAB (Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) than he did. It drove him crazy that I was smarter than him.

—Ana

Aftermath: We “dated” on and off for nine months, then I got fed up and dumped him for good. So he retaliated and told me he’d been cheating on me for the umpteenth time. Guess I wasn’t so smart after all.

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“No Coffee”

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I knew it was over the day he stood in the kitchen yelling at me because we were out of coffee.

—Much Happier Now

Aftermath: I’ve been divorced from him now for 8 years.

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“Seriously?”

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I told my boyfriend of a year that I re-enrolled to finish my degree. He said, “That’s a great idea—did you think of that yourself?” I became mute with shock at his insult, uttered in sincerity.

—insulted

Aftermath: I moved across the country to finish my degree.

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