As I was moving in she told me she had been married 5 times. Her daughter later told me she thought it was more like 8 times! Hello door.

— Doc

Aftermath: She remarried.

He slurped his wine throughout dinner and literally licked his plate at the end.

— WoWo

Aftermath: Gross.

On our first date at dinner she proceeded to stab the pats of butter with her knife and eat them, exclaiming “We don’t eat butter at home and I just love it!” I was grossed out.

— JR

Aftermath: When I took her home she got mad that I wouldn’t kiss her and told everyone I was gay!

We met online and exchanged photos. She looked good. We made plans to meet and when she got out of her car I saw what she really looked like. She must have weighed over 250 pounds at the hieght of 4’9”.

— Jeremy

Aftermath: I will never use an online dating service again.

I met a girl on a  gay/lesbian dating website. I invited her over to my place with my roommate there so it wouldn’t be creepy. We had a great time and decided to go out again. She later told me that she would rather date my roommate, who is a guy.

— srd

Aftermath: My roommate told her he wasn’t interested and now I refuse to talk to her.