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“Before further use”

chemistry

We were on the phone and I was about to go to bed so I had said, “Goodnight, love you.” He said he had to think about that word before further using it.

—Candice

Aftermath: We ended up breaking up 2 weeks later, due to him being “too confused.” He had a new girlfriend in the next week.

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“Rotting Garbage”

manners

I came home to a lazy, self-righteous prick who had just taken a huge sh*t and my apartment that smelled like rotting garbage. I didn’t know where the smell was coming from until my roommate told me it was him. He was sitting on his worthless ass watching TV and eating all our food.

—Phoebe

Aftermath: I kicked him out, then me and my roommate laughed about him and his rank ass for hours.

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“Nibbling”

best of weird

The first time we kissed, she bit my lip. I’m not opposed to nibbling, but she busted it open.

Tony

Aftermath: 15 minutes

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“Alias”

best of

He accidentally sent me an e-mail through one of his alias e-mail accounts that happen to be a female name.

—BJ

Aftermath: I had my suspicions prior to this that he had multiple alias e-mail accounts to which he said he needed for “junk e-mail.” Yeah. OK!

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“Pretty Crazy”

weird

We had this growing relationship, seemed well for about a month. She was pretty crazy, but I thought it was kind of cool. She eventually cut things off and started dating her best male friend. She started treating me like sh*t and harassing me in front of friends. A year later, she got a hold of me and we made out one night. I realized those feelings weren’t there and cut things off as politely as I could.

Bud

Aftermath: At 16, she married a 36-year-old with 3 kids. She cheated on him, he stabbed the man and went to jail. We never came close to sex. She never saw me naked but told all my friends I had a small penis.

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