He scolded me for not answering his call, not taking a walk at 11:00 at night, not doing his laundry or cooking dinner for him, and not letting him come over and “wear me out.” I had only known his name for 1.5 days.
—ellie
Aftermath: I told him “this whole talking thing ain’t working for me.” He never called again.
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His new-to-me fiancée answered the door when I went to visit him, holding their 6-month-old baby!
—shay
Aftermath: I congratulated the blushing bride on her awesome pick of a husband-to-be.
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Two words: Thumb dick.
—nikki
Aftermath: Need I say more?
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After only two days of chatting on Facebook, he told me “Rawr! It means ‘I love you’ in dinosaur,”and he was serious.
—KutcherGirl
Aftermath: None.
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I met a guy online and decided to meet him in person at Starbucks. The date was terrible, conversation was painful, and there was zero chemistry between us, but he apparently didn’t notice. He literally picked my arm up at one point and put it around him, all snuggly as if we’d been dating for months. Um. No.
—Lotus
Aftermath: I made a bulls**t excuse about my separated shoulder and not having the range of motion to snuggle like that. I left 10 minutes later, watching my rear view to make sure he didn’t follow me home. He texted before I got home to ask if I liked him, to which I replied… umm… not so much.
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