“Pretty Chivalrous”

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He stood up to another guy who was treating me badly at a bar, which I thought was pretty chivalrous. When we got back to his place, he said, “I gotta see what I’m dealing with,” and bit me on the ass.


Aftermath: After biting me, he disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes. I knew it was going to be a very bad night right then.  I never saw him again after that night. I heard he has a girlfriend now. Hope she likes biters.

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“Last Waltz”


Me: Divorced, over 40. He looked OK online, supposedly adult; some email conversations. He asked late one night to watch a DVD, The Last Waltz. Bored, hadn’t seen it; I said sure. He lives in father’s basement (bad); dirty sofa, ten remotes (very bad). He started the movie and two minutes later, lunged. He had a large erection; seemed he was working on it himself beforehand. I said no thanks. He argued, I got up, he hit me with classic sour grapes “You aren’t even that good-looking anyway.”


Aftermath: 0 hours 0 minutes 0 seconds. I drove home laughing my head off and told all my friends. I mean, attempted date rape when you’re over 40 and a mother of a teen? Man, there is a time to be over this!!

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“Red or Green?”

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His perspiration smelled of curry.


Aftermath: I like curry, but not that much.

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We had been dating about a month, he asked if I was seeing someone else. I said no and asked him why he would think that. He told me he was in my bathroom and found a male pubic hair in my toilet!


I told him that if we had not had tickets to a show that night, i would never speak to him again, and after the show, I didn’t. How he thought it was a male pubic hair, I will never know…

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“Regional Differences”


It was over when she told me she did not believe that Central New Jersey existed.

–Dirty Jerz

Aftermath: We never spoke again.

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