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“Dream cheater”

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He had a dream where he cheated on me with my best friend. I didn’t really mind, but thought to myself, “Wouldn’t it be funny if he blamed me somehow for this?”…which he did! He said it was my fault I made him have the dream because he wasn’t secure enough…or some crap!

Julie

Aftermath: After three horrible on-and-off years, I finally ended it. He was cried and said he was going to kill himself, and I just didn’t care anymore!


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“Black Enough”

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I was having sex with a tall giant, she was 2 feet taller than me. I thought there could possibly be a relationship, but I was wrong. I was not black enough for her. F myself. I am the sexiest motherf****r that ever walked the planet. I can get any girl I want. That is for damned sure. Apparently, the rope and bombs were too hardcore for her. As I look back on the relationship, I am glad I did not care too much about it. I mean, she lived in a dream!!!

—Jack

Aftermath: Stood her up seven times. She finally got the hint!

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“Dunzo”

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It was over when he sharted in my car…

Melissa

Aftermath: It should have been dunzo right then and there but it lasted a few more months. At least I have this story to think of that reminds me how much he sucks. lol.

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“Erase”

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We had been dating for 8 months when suddenly he stopped calling me. A week later I asked him what was up and he told me he was under a lot of stress because his mother was in the hospital. I waited a week for a call and during that time found that he had posted pictures of him with another girl on several dates. Needless to say I ended it there through an email.

Liz

Aftermath: I never did call him out on all of his multiple lies, I just let it go. Since then, he’s tried to contact me a number of times through text and Facebook. Guess he didn’t get “Please erase my number.”


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“Final Fantasy”

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He started crying one night and told me he fell in love with a 300-pound Canadian woman he met playing Final Fantasy online.

—Grateful He Sucked

Aftermath: I broke it off then. Three months later, he begged for me to take him back. Four years later, he’s still telling friends he wants me back. Thank God I got out of it.

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