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“Dumb A**”

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He asked if the blow job I gave him the night before could have gotten me pregnant.

—Ann

Aftermath: I spent a couple of weeks in denial before I finally broke it off, but I felt so much better once I did.

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“Lost erection”

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This may sound superficial & selfish but my moment came when he couldn’t get it up…I am a very sexual person & not having compatibility in this arena–it’s a major deal breaker. I tried dealing with it, but after a while I just couldn’t. It started out great, his sex drive was right there along with mine but then it kinda slowed down a bit & then the lost erection thing started…that was it!

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Aftermath: The relationship ended 2 days after our last attempt. The funny thing is that he blamed this on me for, get this, being too pretty & sensual for him…WTF? How is that even a reason? Sigh…

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“Doubling Up”

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He got mad at me for doubling up on birth control to postpone my period so we could have sex after being away from each other for a week. He seemed to think this was going to somehow get me pregnant.

H

Aftermath: I tried to talk to him a few times, but gave up when he refused. We never spoke again. Ever.

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“At least he was clean…”

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After sex, I asked him why he spent so much time in the bathroom before returning to bed, and he said “I had to wash my genitals.”

—Lolita

Aftermath: It ended one month later, which was one month too long.

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“Firm Objections”

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All this happened during a third date: He persistently poked me hard in the ribs, despite my firm objections, attempted to pick my nose several times (again, objections were expressed), and when I was just about to say “I don’t think this going to work out,” he got up, sauntered into his bedroom and said “I’m going to bed. When you come in, be naked.”

—Laura

Aftermath: I left quietly as soon as he closed the door. Never heard from him again.

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