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“Once…ok…twice?”

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During sex, she called me by the wrong name. Worse, it was her roommate’s name. Then she did it again. Also, her roommate was gay.

—John

Aftermath: That was about it for me.

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“The Other Girl”

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In high school, I kept hooking up with an ex after he dumped me for a new girl who easily had 20 pounds on me. I hated her, so I didn’t care that I was the other girl. This continued through part of college, until they broke up. He still wanted to hook up, even though he had another new girlfriend. I realized that I’d only been sleeping with him out of spite for all those years.

–The Other One No More

Aftermath: I never hooked up with him again. He is still with his new girlfriend, and has probably cheated on her too. I have met someone who is so much better for me and to me, and will never be the other girl again.

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“Kegel Homework”

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We were having sex and he asked me if I could “tighten my sh*t up.” I hopped off. He kissed my shoulder and passed out drunk.

—He was a good kisser

Aftermath: Never talked to him again.


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“Dumb A**”

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He asked if the blow job I gave him the night before could have gotten me pregnant.

—Ann

Aftermath: I spent a couple of weeks in denial before I finally broke it off, but I felt so much better once I did.

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“Lost erection”

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This may sound superficial & selfish but my moment came when he couldn’t get it up…I am a very sexual person & not having compatibility in this arena–it’s a major deal breaker. I tried dealing with it, but after a while I just couldn’t. It started out great, his sex drive was right there along with mine but then it kinda slowed down a bit & then the lost erection thing started…that was it!

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Aftermath: The relationship ended 2 days after our last attempt. The funny thing is that he blamed this on me for, get this, being too pretty & sensual for him…WTF? How is that even a reason? Sigh…

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