I found out on my birthday that he had been cheating on me for 9 months.

—Jasmine

Aftermath: Five months later, he told me he loved me and couldn’t imagine himself with anyone else. We aren’t together but we aren’t broken up.

Three days after I lost my virginity to my first boyfriend, I found out that he had been sleeping with three of his exes and three of my friends—including best friend.

—MJ

Aftermath: Two months later, he proposed to my ex-best friend.

When a mutual friend sent a message to our network saying, “Just teasing him, folks! Really, we’re both quite happily married!”

—Rose

Aftermath: He spent a couple days trying to convince me that he wasn’t really married, that he had never lied to me. But for me, that was it. We’re still friends though, distantly.

I found out his ex-wife, who he said was his ex-girlfriend, was actually his stepsister!

—Kristin

Aftermath: He said their parents divorced before anything happened! What a crock! That is nasty! And of course I was checked for every STD you can get checked for. I also pawned his cheap-ass ring.

I figured out my girlfriend’s unexplainable weight loss was due to her being a closet drug addict!

—Chuckie

Aftermath: Lasted for a couple of “courtesy” months.