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“Party Pooper”

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I went to the bathroom to change into something “a little more comfortable” and when I came out he was snoring.

— Hayley

Aftermath: I grabbed my things and left.

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“Ok and…”

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My brother got hit by a car and when I called to tell her, she responded “Ok and….”

– Heath

Aftermath: Her favorite show was on.


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“Bear Trap”

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After a summer full of bear sightings, we were walking through my boyfriend’s rural backyard when we heard a loud crashing headed in our direction. I turned to him to see if he thought we should run. He’d already grabbed the cat, ran back the house and was looking out the patio door.

— Amarylis

Aftermath: It took me three more years to realize that I should have run…away from him.


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“Tryin’ to give me a hint?”

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He sent me some online weight loss tips.

— Lori

Aftermath: I never heard from him again.


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“Excuse You”

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On our first date at dinner, every time he took a bite of food, he smacked when he chewed. During dessert, he belched and passed gas a few times and said, “more space out than in!”

— Kiss

Aftermath: I excused myself to go to the bathroom, and kept going!

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