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“Anniversary Present”

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One day my ex packed all her clothes, took my truck and left. She called a short time later and her parents and I went to pick her up. That evening we decided to go to marriage counseling. Then she got pregnant and had a miscarriage.

— Rob

Aftermath: She asked for a divorce as an anniversary present.

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“Day of Defeat”

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He’d invite me over to watch a movie, then get up shortly into the movie to “just check something” on his computer. Five minutes later he’d have his headset on and be yelling into the computer at his DOD (Day of Defeat) team.

— Rachel

Aftermath: I’d fall asleep out of boredom. We broke up.

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“Lights Out”

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He didn’t pay his electric bill for over 10 months and they came and cut the power. He promised him and his roommate would only be living with us for 2 weeks… yeah that turned into 4 and he refused to get a job to help out the situation.

— Rachel

Aftermath: He got a job shortly after we broke up.

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“The Sims 2”

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After a separation we tried to work things out. She would stay at my place more than her own and things seemed to be going well. Then The Sims 2 made it into the home. She spent more time playing us in the game than AS us in the real world

— Chris

Aftermath: I filed for divorce, after sending back the papers over a dozen times my lawyer passed it on to the judge. When the papers came back to the court ripped to pieces the divorce was granted on the spot.

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“Oh Darren”

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In an attempt to make my girlfriend jealous back in high school I took her best friend to the winter dance. We made it back to her house and we went right to the bedroom. Clothes started to come off and as I am about to make penetration she looks me right in the eye and says, “Oh Darren, I love you.” Needless to say, I said I wasn’t feeling well and went home.

— Darren

Aftermath: My girlfriend and I have been together for 3 years and couldn’t be happier. Her friend is now a lesbian.

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