We ended up at my place in bed. In the heat of passion, she looks into my eyes and proclaims “I love you.” All I could do was laugh. She jumped off me, grabbed her clothes and stormed out the door half dressed.
— Pete
Aftermath: Never saw her again. When I see the new Miller Lite commercials, where the guy can’t force out “and I love you,” I think of her!
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Started dating a girl and it was good until 3 months after when she wanted me to meet her family visiting from Alabama. Turns out they are “KKK” members…I’m African American……
— Riot
Aftermath: It was over that second…..yeah… like if that wasn’t gonna be an awkward family renunion!
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There was somthing stuck together and crunchy on my pajama top. I asked him if he masturbated on my clothes and he said “no,” then started laughing.
— Kristie
Aftermath: I urinated in his gallon of ice tea.
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She was going to make me breakfast and asked what I wanted. When I told her I didn’t know, she asked, “If you can’t commit to breakfast, how can you ever commit to me?”
— Adam
Aftermath: It ended about a month later after endless fights about nothing.
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He stood me up on New Year’s Eve. I explained to him how that made me feel and he said he had nothing to apologize for.
— Sharon
Aftermath: I blocked him from my Facebook.
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