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“Out Of The Closet????”

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One evening she invites me over for dinner. The evening was quite romantic, so she wanted to take it a step further. After messing around in the living room, we moved to the bedroom. As we proceeded to make love I noticed the closet door was opening. To my shock, her 13-year-old brother was sitting in the closet watching and eating a tub of popcorn!! When I freaked out she told me, “It’s OK I always let him watch!”

—Chris

Aftermath: Needless to say I was out of there and never heard from her again. Thank God!!

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“Time to get a dog?”

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Went on two dates with her…just after we had sex, she rolled over and said, “Honey, I think we should get a dog.”

—johnnyV

Aftermath: She got her dog…by herself…

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““…and this is what I do for a living.””

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My date took me to his place of employment. It was there I discovered this 28-year-old man DJs at a college bar, while obscenely groping a blow-up doll, pouring watered-down hooch down girls’ throats, wearing graphic t-shirts, and screaming, “Who wants to get laid tonight??!!” I discovered this was also his 30-year plan. Yikes.

—Michelle

Aftermath: I, surprisingly, did not want to get laid that night. I did, however, take advantage of the open tab that was provided to me.

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“Sexy, like a lumberjack”

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For my 40th birthday my husband bought me flannel pajamas. No surprise party, just the flannels. He said he heard me say I was cold one night. I think that is the first time he ever listened to anything I said.

—Glad I’m gone

Aftermath: I left the flannel pajamas in the middle of the bedroom floor when I left my cheating husband. Who wears pajamas anyway?

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“Mormon or Moron?”

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He gave me a full-body massage, me naked, him naked. I gave him massage; I jumped onto his back, naked. He told me he didn’t want to lose his temple recommend. WTF?

—Is it just me?

Aftermath: I told him that we should just be friends – just not the kind that ever talk or see each other.

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