“69”
We decided to try 69. She didn’t tell me Mexican food gave her diaherrea. Before she could get off, the bottom fell out, all over me.
— LeRoy
Aftermath: Adios!
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“Advocate”
She had a tendency to turn into the world’s most overly sympathetic, somewhat embarrassing LGBT advocate when drunk, to the point of making one wonder whether or not she used to have a penis herself.
— No room
Aftermath: Never found out for sure.
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“Clowns”
She had a framed picture of her and her mother both dressed in full clown outfits (orange hair, red nose, makeup, etc) sitting on her kitchen counter. It freaked me out.
— Chris
Aftermath: I said good-bye.
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“So drink it warm then”
She got drunk and slapped me in the face because I was putting her beer in the fridge.
— Michael
Aftermath: I still don’t know what she was upset about.
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“Not hot enough on FB”
He made me change my Facebook profile pic because the one I had up wasn’t hot enough and he wanted his friends to see how hot I was.
— NotaDoormat
Aftermath: Decided I couldn’t take any more crap.
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