She had a dream in which I did something to make her really angry (she couldn’t recall what). When she woke up, she couldn’t shake the feeling and remained angry for about a week.
Aftermath: I stayed with her for a while and even months later she would bring up how bad I’d made her feel in her dream. Her rationale was I must have done something in real life to have triggered the dream in the first place.
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She called me out of the blue one day and asked me out, and a week later I found myself sitting her family’s double-wide at about 2AM, with her lips wrapped around my c**k, and her brother asleep on the couch across the room. A few weeks later, it was all about her virginity and how she was saving herself
Aftermath: I dumped her for a stacked redhead I worked with about 3 days later. I’ll bet she’s still in that double-wide. I’ve developed much higher standards since then.
best of clashes
She decided to mix my body wash with Nair.
Aftermath: We broke up, and I currently have no hair.
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I came home to find my live-in boyfriend had not only taken more than the recommended dosage of prescription pain medication for his injury, but he was selling the pills out of my house…the pills I paid for…
Aftermath: I left him…then sold his precious guitar…
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We were snuggling up to go to sleep after mind-blowing sex when he mumbled, “I used to f**k guys like that in prison”.
Aftermath: Called a cab and kicked him out
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