Two months after having our brand new baby he calls me to say he got married over the weekend…wtf?!?!?!

— Gemini

Aftermath: The marriage lasted 4 months before he started asking me to take him back.

It was great. Then one day he said, “We need to talk”—but then wouldn’t take my calls. So I went without any last words.

— Snake

Aftermath: It’s been two months and we still haven’t had the “talk.”

He showed up with a date at the same party I was at. My date knew her.

— Colleen

Aftermath: I was mad but didn’t have a moral to stand on considering I was with another man. End of  relationship.

The gorgeous guy I was seeing came back to my apartment. In a matter of 5 minutes, he had completely passed out and filled my entire room with farts so bad it made me gag.

— Rachel

Aftermath: After a few more dates it was apparent that he had a serious drinking problem.

He wouldn’t get his deviated septum repaired because he didn’t want to have a nose job on his “record.” I never did find out who he thought was watching him so closely.

— Amy

Aftermath: We dated on and off for two years. I was willing to overlook a few things. He was hot!