We went to see “Titanic” and he cried more than I did. We went to see it a second time and before we went, he went to the grocery store to buy Kleenex.

— Becky

Aftermath: I married him and he cheated on me…I should’ve left after the movie.

While he was eating his precious Sunday morning donuts, we had yet another argument. He threw the box across my living room and left.

— Justified Jen

Aftermath: I proceeded to stuff his brand new running shoes with the leftovers.

I had met a beautiful woman online. We clicked and the sex was amazing. After a month, we were on our way to watch a meteor shower, and she hid from her ex-boyfriend’s friend because she didn’t want him to see us together.

— Jae

Aftermath: The next day I got an email from her saying she didn’t want to be together. She will text me randomly when she wants favors from me. Oh, and she doesn’t know I read her Craigslist ads for “Casual Encounters.”

He got so addicted to World of Warcraft that he would tell me we could have sex after he got done in 2 hours. Or would turn down a blowjob cause it would break his concentration.

— JMH

Aftermath: We broke up and he got married 8 months later and had a baby a year later. She doesn’t know he cheated on her with me.

After my father’s funeral, my wife got into a heated argument with my mother about nothing.

— Ron

Aftermath: Within 3 months, I had filed for divorce.