I got suckered into attending her family reunion after 2 dates. I was sitting there enjoying a beer, when Grandma and Grandpa come over and welcome me to the family.

— buzzy

Aftermath: I left a vapor trail leaving that cookout.

My wife informed me that she was seeing someone else because we just didn’t have the same interests.

— T

Aftermath: The man she left me for has charges pending against him for fondling a 12-year-old girl. I can see how he is more interesting….

We were visiting my very conservative parents for the first time. My mother made a comment about getting new carpeting. My girlfriend bent down and rubbed her hand across the floor and exclaimed this is great “girl carpet” because it’s “so soft on your knees!”

— Will

Aftermath: This was just one of many times she made these type of comments to see what kind of reaction she’d get. My reaction was to rethink where our relationship was going.

She told me she was breaking up with me cause her mother and stepfather said that her and her stepbrother could date.

— roykin

Aftermath: I told everyone.

While the guy I was dating was out of town, I ran into one of his friends who mentioned his vacation in honor of the baby he and his girlfriend just had.

— Samantha

Aftermath: When he came home I broke up with him.