She proceeded to show off pictures of her stillborn daughter like any other newborn pics. Her: “She’s smiling at you. Don’t you see?”

— Ghost Whisperer

Aftermath: She told me she loved me. It was our second date.

The church caught fire during the wedding. The wedding was successful – the marriage wasn’t.

— Babz

Aftermath: He has moved on and I am now a firefighter – go figure!

Met a guy online. He flew across 5 states to sit in a hotel lobby and watch me at a work conference I was at. I had no idea he was there until a mutual friend told me a week afterward.

— Just A Girl

Aftermath: It ended horribly. A lot of drawn out drama over a relationship that was realistically failed from the start.

I knew it was over when my boyfriend of 7 years came home from work and asked me: If I was to die, could he have me stuffed and mounted? He had the nerve to ask if he could drive me to the notary.

—No Stuffed Turkey

Postscript: No wonder he had all them mannequins.

I came home one evening and found him wandering around in my apartment complex parking lot and wearing my shorts. When I stepped into my apartment, he had candles lit and some of my pictures on the walls were upside down. He told me he was performing an exorcism to get rid my demons.

—Patty

Aftermath: I knew it was over and changed my locks.