So I dated a guy for a year. He was nothing like I expected. In the beginning that was a good thing, but towards the end I couldn’t take his little kid actions.
I knew it was over when he asked me to buy him clothes with my money (for the 10th time).

—Valerie

Aftermath: No joke! I’m not your mom!! He’s dated 3 other girls but “Can’t get over me.”

I knew it was over when he walked in to the bedroom after a shower and simply stated “My balls are clean now, want to lick them?”

—J

Aftermath: It went on for awhile after that with no surprises, even finding boogers wiped on the back of the couch upon moving out.

We had been dating about a month, he asked if I was seeing someone else. I said no and asked him why he would think that. He told me he was in my bathroom and found a male pubic hair in my toilet!

–Jennifer

I told him that if we had not had tickets to a show that night, i would never speak to him again, and after the show, I didn’t. How he thought it was a male pubic hair, I will never know…

On our second date, we had just ordered our drinks. She took this time to tell me that she and her kids thought I would make a great step dad.

–Doug

Aftermath: It was over before the waitress took our meal order.

I only knew the guy for a week and half, when finally he asked if he could come to my place to see me. We were sitting on the couch watching TV (with family upstairs) when he all of the sudden pulled his “junk” out of his pants. In shock, I asked what the hell he was doing? His response: “Well, don’t you want to suck on it?”

—Mandy

Aftermath: I kicked him out of my house immediately. He would call and text everyday after that, not even knowing he did anything wrong. I haven’t spoken to him since.