“Mad Sex Daily”
We were fast & furious lovers, mad sex daily, road tripping & partying every night for 3 months. I moved to take a new job. I asked her to move with me, she said “It’s possible, let me visit”. She visited for 3 days, I bought her an early birthday gift, a vibrator. She returned it.
—Catfish
Aftermath: She returned home & decided there was too much passion & sex in our relationship and we should cool it. I never heard from her again…
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“Watch the dress, Buddy”
He tried to give me a golden shower in a parking lot after my uncle’s wedding, while I was still in a pretty dress.
—Linda
Aftermath: I left him in Michigan to find his own way home, back to Indiana. The day after, it was over.
“Laundromat”
She didn’t want to get cleaned up after we hooked up.
—Jesse
Aftermath: I lied the next morning and said, “I’ll give you a call.” Then went to the Laundromat for my sheets.