I’m a bikini model. I found out he cheated on me with a tubby neighbor. His reason – he’s a “chubby chaser.”

— Jamie

Aftermath: I left him on the spot. Can’t let the pretty go to waste!!

I was working on her car and opened the trunk and there was her Valentine’s gift from a new boyfriend.

— todd

Aftermath: She can fix her own car.

We met online and exchanged photos. She looked good. We made plans to meet and when she got out of her car I saw what she really looked like. She must have weighed over 250 pounds at the hieght of 4’9”.

— Jeremy

Aftermath: I will never use an online dating service again.

While the guy I was dating was out of town, I ran into one of his friends who mentioned his vacation in honor of the baby he and his girlfriend just had.

— Samantha

Aftermath: When he came home I broke up with him.

I called her for a second date and she suggested meeting at her place. When I got there, there was a U-Haul truck parked outside. She was moving, and wanted me to help out with the heavy lifting.

— Ron

Aftermath: I never heard from her again.