Woke at 2am to see a shadow at the window with a crowbar. Nudged him awake and whispered there was someone trying to break in. He screamed like a little girl and ran around to hide behind me. I was 5 months pregnant with our second daughter at the time.

—Barbara

Aftermath: Lost all respect. Divorced him. We both found more “manly” people to marry.

We met in college. She was attractive and I wanted to date, but she kept me at arm’s length. When she told me that she liked dating married men because it was “safer” I cooled to a friendship. Then I met my future wife. When I told my classmate about my serious relationship, she came on to me like I was the last man on earth.

—Richard

Aftermath: I have been married for 32 years and this is the first time I have thought about her in a long time.

He dumped me for my so-called “friend” so he could get publicity for his wanna-be boy band. He came back, and I gave him another chance. That is, until he cried and whined because I wouldn’t go to church with him.

—Wicked

Aftermath: I dumped him. Months later, he tried begging me to take him back. I saw him that night with his gf. He was shocked to see me!

He wanted me to call him Cliff Daddy in bed. He even had it tattooed on him.

—EW

Aftermath: Couldn’t stop laughing, broke up afterward.

I knew it was over when my ex-boyfriend spent more than $1000 on computer equipment just to play World of Warcraft.

—Chelsea

Aftermath: If it weren’t for that horrific ordeal, I would have never met my future husband and found true happiness.