“KKK? You don’t say?”
Started dating a girl and it was good until 3 months after when she wanted me to meet her family visiting from Alabama. Turns out they are “KKK” members…I’m African American……
— Riot
Aftermath: It was over that second…..yeah… like that wasn’t gonna be an awkward family renunion!
“Didn’t have a sock handy”
There was somthing stuck together and crunchy on my pajama top. I asked him if he masturbated on my clothes and he said “no,” then started laughing.
— Kristie
Aftermath: I urinated in his gallon of ice tea.
“Breakfast commitment”
She was going to make me breakfast and asked what I wanted. When I told her I didn’t know, she asked, “If you can’t commit to breakfast, how can you ever commit to me?”
— Adam
Aftermath: It ended about a month later after endless fights about nothing.
“Stood Up”
He stood me up on New Year’s Eve. I explained to him how that made me feel and he said he had nothing to apologize for.
— Sharon
Aftermath: I blocked him from my Facebook.