The last thing I told her was, “You have a beautiful left hook.” She liked to get drunk and argue…about nothing!!

—Mel

Aftermath: This was at the end of our few months together.

As I waited patiently for her to get ready, her kitten started nuzzling me. I picked the cat up and realized the poor thing had one eye. Then, my date came in, grabbed the cat from me and threw it violently onto the kitchen table, where it struggled to catch itself on the slippery surface before falling off the edge and landing on the hardwood floor.

—Leon

Aftermath: I rushed our date and broke up with her the next weekend.

He cried because his favorite band, System of a Down, broke up. He got angry at me, because I wasn’t being emotionally supportive.

—Cynthia

Aftermath: We broke up a week later, and he still holds a grudge…four years later.

I knew it was over when she linked me to this site.

—Adam

Aftermath: Still awkward.

She kept telling me that I needed to go to church with her. When I asked why, she said because God loves us and only wants us to love and obey him. I knew it was over when I asked her how she reconciled our premarital sex with her orthodox religiosity and she told me to shut the F up.

—Patricio

Aftermath: We broke up about a month later. The sex wasn’t that good anyway.