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“Afterward”

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We were together for eight years. On our second wedding anniversary, he told me he was moving out and wanted a divorce. Then he asked if we could still date afterward.

—Amanda

Aftermath: The last time I voluntarily saw him was when we signed the divorce papers. Single life is hard for me, but it’s better than being married to him.


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“Muffin Top”

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He explained that his friends at work liked to grab his “muffin top” that hangs over his jeans to tease him.

–Amy

I allowed him to take me on a few more dinner dates because he had good taste in restaurants.

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“Murse”

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Not only did he have a man purse (aka a ‘murse’), which I could have dealt with, but he also exclaimed he could foot the dinner bill because “this place is cheap.” And then as we parted, he pulled a jar of chunky peanut butter out of his murse, gave it to me, and told me, “It reminded me of you.”

Missi

Aftermath: I tossed the peanut butter and never saw him or his murse again.

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“Shaking the booty”

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She tried to lure me to bed by dancing provocatively naked in front of me. All I could do was laugh. I realized at this point I felt no attraction for this woman.

—Henry

Aftermath: Ended officially a month later when she rang me and proceeded to verbally abuse me for 30 minutes whilst telling me I should give her a chance and did I know what I was missing?


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“Gamer Girl”

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I kept beating him in every video game we played and it really pissed him off. In the end, he tried forbidding me to play at all.

—Cecilie

Aftermath: He wanted a gamer girl and he got one. Too bad he wasn’t man enough to handle it. It ended quickly and we never spoke again.


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