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“Princess & the pee”

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I had a dream where I was a princess and he was a commoner. He took me away from my life cooped up in the palace and I was free, freer than ever before as we rode away on a white horse. Then we dismounted in a secluded glade, and he started peeing on my feet. No matter where I moved or how I tried to get away, he kept pissing on my feet and laughing at how upset I was getting. Things have been going downhill for a while, but I woke up with a light bulb over my head after that.

—Nia

Aftermath: The end is in sight.

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2 Responses to “Princess & the pee”

  1. stax says on September 27th, 2009 at 1:10 am :

    A least you work up with a light bulb over your head and not him actually peeing on you.

  2. rickn8or says on May 10th, 2012 at 12:03 pm :

    Like the old saying: “Don’t try to piss on my boots and tell me it’s raining.”