“Personal ad bait”
I placed a fake ad on the personals page of a local paper pretending to be exactly the kind of guy I thought she’d like. The ad only got one response, and it was from my wife.
—Dave
Aftermath: I got custody of the kids and am happily remarried. She can’t seem to keep anything steady in her life (job, men, etc.) for more than a few months.
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Did you write that you like pina coladas? And getting caught in the rain? That you’re not into health food? But you’re into champagne?
Exactly what I was thinking lucy, or maybe did you ever think about trying to be more like someone likeable to your wife? I know, I know revolutionary concept.