He spent the majority of his half of the rent money on Transformers toys and Magic playing cards. One day, I came home from work and found my unemployed boyfriend (a grown man) on the living room floor with all his Transformers lined up perfectly, like a little army. He was playing with them.

—Leslie

Aftermath: Being a good sport at the time, I bought him Unicron, the “king” of all Transformers, for Christmas. It was the best day of his life!

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