Capturing the exact moment you realize a relationship is doomed, doomed, doomed.
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She gave me blue balls as a Valentine’s gift.
— Andrew
Aftermath: Still blue
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Blue balls? Really?
Can you say, ‘Myyyyyyyth’?
Anyway, if you were my dude, I’d leave you teased every time. Then, we’d go to a party some night, we’d both get wasted, and I’d do your best friend on the couch while you’re sitting beside us, buzzed out of your skull.
Ciao
a.) blue balls are no myth. b.) why so hostile? do you know this person? have they said anything even half as idiotic as you just did?
So quietgenie is that what you do to your man or are you just a woman that don’t date men?
OOOOh wawawawaaaa. That’s why god gave us the gift of masturbation.
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Blue balls? Really?
Can you say, ‘Myyyyyyyth’?
Anyway, if you were my dude, I’d leave you teased every time. Then, we’d go to a party some night, we’d both get wasted, and I’d do your best friend on the couch while you’re sitting beside us, buzzed out of your skull.
Ciao
a.) blue balls are no myth. b.) why so hostile? do you know this person? have they said anything even half as idiotic as you just did?
So quietgenie is that what you do to your man or are you just a woman that don’t date men?
OOOOh wawawawaaaa. That’s why god gave us the gift of masturbation.