“Spice Girls Surprise”
My boyfriend & I moved in together, and one night I came home late after work. The lights were on, music was blaring. I opened the bedroom door and found my boyfriend drunk and smoking in my neon pink bra and panties. He was singing his heart out to the Spice Girls!
—Lindsay
Aftermath: I pulled out my camera out of my purse & our relationship was over in a snap & a flash. After I dated him, I became a lesbian. So just remember life is full of surprises—just like the look on his face when I opened the door and just happened to have a camera in my purse.
You would think that after seeing him in bra and panties, you would have proposed. After all you turned out to be a lesbian. Doesn’t that stuff turn you on?