“Unfriend, Refriend”
We went out once. He Facebooked friended me that same day. I didn’t hear from him again for, oh, a month, so I thought it was safe to assume neither of us was particularly interested. I unfriended him. A day later, he refriended me and asked me why I unfriended him.
—j
Aftermath: It was a non-starter. I haven’t responded to the friend request. I think it will stay that way.