“Lava”

best of quirks

After walking in to my apartment and glancing at my lava lamp she asked, “Is that real lava?”

—Jeremy

Aftermath: We made out and I dumped her a week later.

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4 Responses to “Lava”

  1. stax says on :

    Well, was it?

  2. mle428 says on :

    “It was over when we went back to his place and he had a lava lamp.”

  3. Rattrap007 says on :

    Ok so she isn’t that smart.. But did she look good? How was her personality?

  4. MajorKelly says on :

    Was it Paris Hilton?