Capturing the exact moment you realize a relationship is doomed, doomed, doomed.
best of quirks
After walking in to my apartment and glancing at my lava lamp she asked, “Is that real lava?”
—Jeremy
Aftermath: We made out and I dumped her a week later.
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Well, was it?
“It was over when we went back to his place and he had a lava lamp.”
Ok so she isn’t that smart.. But did she look good? How was her personality?
Was it Paris Hilton?
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Well, was it?
“It was over when we went back to his place and he had a lava lamp.”
Ok so she isn’t that smart.. But did she look good? How was her personality?
Was it Paris Hilton?