“Cougar”
I found pictures of her on the Net…exposed. She claimed it was from a past experience, so I let it go. Later, my friend saw her at the mall that same week, mackin’ another guy. My friend took a pic to show me. She said it wasn’t her and the picture was a lie.
—J
Aftermath: Her parents just went through a divorce. I knew what I had to do. I dumped that ho, and started dating her mom…cougar!
NICE!
I can bullsh*t on this.