“Black Enough”
I was having sex with a tall giant, she was 2 feet taller than me. I thought there could possibly be a relationship, but I was wrong. I was not black enough for her. F myself. I am the sexiest motherf****r that ever walked the planet. I can get any girl I want. That is for damned sure. Apparently, the rope and bombs were too hardcore for her. As I look back on the relationship, I am glad I did not care too much about it. I mean, she lived in a dream!!!
—Jack
Aftermath: Stood her up seven times. She finally got the hint!
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soo it was over when..? sorry jack, if you were a real man, you wouldnt still be making dates so you could be a douche. you would tell her straight up that it was over. and btw, maybe she was tall.. or maybe youre just really short.
Either you’re exaggerating, or (for this story to be true) you’re about 4 foot and she had beautiful long legs.
She’s lucky to be rid of you. Jerk.
You don’t love yourself very much do you? This HAS to be a joke!