One night, I was meeting my boyfriend in a hotel room he had reserved way up north. When I arrived, I noticed ties on all corners of the bed, some lube, a blindfold and a CUCUMBER! I got a little freaked out after seeing all that. Then his cell phone rang. It was his wife.

—Rae

Aftermath: I have not returned any of his phone calls or text messages.

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