“They All Say”
We had sex for the first time and he failed to climax. He suggested I give him a blowjob, but I had never done so before and it was too overwhelming. After a few failed attempts, I told him I couldn’t do it. He snapped back with “That’s what they all say!” (He told me he was a virgin) Then he suggested we have a go without the condom. I was on no form of birth control.
—Peeps
Aftermath: I broke it off with him soon after because spending time with him was too weird. Months later I asked him who were the “all” were who said these things, and he denied ever making the statement.