“First dip/Third nip”
We went out on the lake and, after his first dip in the water, I noticed the mole on his chest had reacted to the cold. Triple Nipple is a deal-breaker.
—Jillian
Aftermath: The moment we hit land, I was out.
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Ah yes, chemistry, wealth, good physical appearance, and intelligence, those are never to be more important than a minor dermatological condition.
Of course you aren’t shallow at all, I mean how are YOU supposed be belittle yourself so much as to accept something as big as that. Man.
Unless it spoke to you, a third nipple means nothing. Who knows what physical abnormalities your body will surprise you with in the coming years.