“Beef jerky”

best of quirks

We had finished having sex for the first time. He jumped up out of bed and said, “I’m going to 7-11. You want me to get you some beef jerky?”

—TPoppins

Aftermath: I broke it off the next day.

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3 Responses to “Beef jerky”

  1. Rattrap007 says on :

    Was it because he shops at 7-11? You don’t like Beef Jerky? or what? Nice guy to offer to get you stuff. Yeah bad timing, but still..

  2. MajorKelly says on :

    At least he didn’t ask if you needed a warm Coke. lol

  3. smith81 says on :

    The poor guy was hungery…