“Proper English”
I got an IM that read: “i want to take a nap with you lol not in a lovey dovey way lmao.”
I prefer to be wooed in Standard English, with bonus points for AP or Chicago Style.
—anem0ne
Aftermath: I stopped responding to his messages, and explained that it was because we weren’t compatible.
That’s kind of a stupid reason to dump someone.
Someday, I will find a girl like you in my town. English is being destroyed by morons, I’m glad someone is still standing up for it.