“Imperfect Match”
Met a guy on a dating site. One night he slept over – I woke up at 2:30 am to a blaring TV and no guy. I called him: “Where’d you go?” “To a buddy’s.” “Why’d you just leave in the middle of the night?” “Well I left a note.”
Reading the note, it stated how we were an “imperfect MATCH.” Classic.
— Drea
Aftermath: He called me a few days later, but I never spoke to him again.