“Spielberg’s Purple Jaws”
During the 2009 Golden Globes there was a tribute to Steven Spielberg. He said, “Spielberg didn’t direct Jaws.” I said “What?!” He said, “He may have produced it, but he didn’t direct it.”
Pause. “He didn’t direct The Color Purple, either.”
—Dirks
Aftermath: I moved out.
you broke up with him because of his lack of knowledge about popular culture? That’s pretty harsh. Or was he just an idiot in general?