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“Watch the dress, Buddy”

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He tried to give me a golden shower in a parking lot after my uncle’s wedding, while I was still in a pretty dress.

—Linda

Aftermath: I left him in Michigan to find his own way home, back to Indiana. The day after, it was over.

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2 Responses to “Watch the dress, Buddy”

  1. onthesleeve says on May 13th, 2011 at 2:59 pm :

    i love that you put, while i was still in a pretty dress. like that matters, dude tried to piss on you.

  2. Craigy says on September 4th, 2012 at 11:15 am :

    You honestly could have just written “he tried to give me a golden shower,” and everyone would have understood.