“Hospital smell”
We hung out a couple times, had some drinks and went back to her apartment. I was blown away by her comfortability in disrobing and how amazing her rack was. We had great sex…and then I noticed it. She had the peculiar smell of a hospital when she perspired. That did it!
—Diggity Dave
Aftermath: We met at the movies a week or so later. I really hoped it was something in her apartment, but as she hugged me at the theater, the hospital smell wafted up my nostrils for the last time!
Are you Jerry F’n Seinfield?
R U Jerry f**king Seinfield?