I frequented a local watering hole where this lovely, petite bar maiden worked. I was smitten with her. After a few weeks of wearing her down, I finally got her to agree to a date. I made her dinner and we watched a movie. She ended up spending the night. She woke me up at 3 a.m. to ask me why I had let all the people in the room. There were no people in the room.

—Spally

Aftermath: She spent the next two days on my front porch. I ducked out the back of my house and went to stay with friends until I could get a friend of hers to come and convince her to leave.

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