“Completing the Family”
He brought his ex-wife to our dinner date. Not only was her name the same as mine, but he explained that they were looking to complete their family. He then proceeded to tell me the rules of the house and punishment for breaking those rules (something about flogging). Yeah, that wasn’t happening.
—Jenn
Aftermath: They are still looking for their third!
I’m sure you’ll make two other people very happy.
aaaaaaaaaaaaargh… What a dork…Lucky you found out so soon