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“Breast Milk”

best of sex

We went on a date despite the fact that she had just given birth three months ago (I didn’t ask and didn’t care). We were making out in my car and she kept complaining that her boobs hurt when she didn’t “remove” the milk. She asked me if I wanted to see them. As a guy, I would NEVER turn down the sight of boobs. I thought it was an invitation to upcoming sex, but I was DEAD wrong. She relieved herself by squirting milk all over the inside of my car, dashboard, rear-view mirror…

—Accol

Aftermath: Ever try scrubbing breast milk off the inside of your car? Didn’t think so.

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4 Responses to “Breast Milk”

  1. stax says on September 27th, 2009 at 1:14 am :

    Was is 2 percent?

  2. Yobwoc says on July 22nd, 2011 at 2:02 am :

    Should have offered to suck it so she didn’t have to squirt it… no cleaning then

  3. Craigy says on May 7th, 2012 at 11:51 am :

    Yobwoc, if you want to be an adult-baby fetish freak that’s your business, but don’t be a judgemental ass just because someone refuses to be.

  4. MajorKelly says on June 4th, 2012 at 8:37 am :

    To answer your question, no, but I’d definitely give it a try.