“Am I hiding my porn under my mattress?”

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Our wedding was three months away. She felt that I was being unfaithful and started checking my phone. After a whole night of fighting about why I text other girls, I called it quits!!

—Schmustin

Aftermath: It took a week and a half of her pleading with me, before I told her I was going to call the cops if she didn’t get the F*** out of my house. I have realized I’m not ready to give up 20-year-old bodies!!!!

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6 Responses to “Am I hiding my porn under my mattress?”

  1. eckiddo says on :

    so why were you texting other girls?

  2. Yobwoc says on :

    Sounds like you were cheating and she is much better off without you! I hope someone does it to you!

  3. biscuitjones says on :

    I wonder if she had sworn not to give up 20 year old bodies and had a history of texting hot men would he have proposed to her in the first place.

    Schumustin – please go ahead with the vasectomy. We’re tired of your type muddying up the gene pool.

  4. honeyrrsted says on :

    I hate super-jealous people. You’re dating and suddenly not allowed to have friends of the opposite gender? I don’t think so. If she couldn’t deal with that, tough. Good thing you found out in time.

  5. reggiemcfarlin says on :

    Schmustin, or whatever the hell your name is, you are probably that older creepy guy at the bar that the young girls give fake numbers to so they don’t have to screen thier calls all week.

  6. mclinn57 says on :

    Schmustin,you sound like every women/girl’s
    bad, bad relationship. I predict a lonely pathetic old age for you.