For our one year anniversary, my boyfriend bought take-out Chinese over to my house. He was already drunk. After eating, and him spilling rice everywhere, he looked at me with a blank look and said, “I think you should clean up, since I bought it.” He then passed out on my couch for an hour before leaving for the bar, without me.

— Rachel

Aftermath: Words cannot describe my relief at being done with this one.

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