We met up at a bar one night with a bunch of friends and I rode with a friend of mine. He convinced me to go back to his place with him (30 miles out of the city) and he would drive me home. At his house he promptly fell asleep. When I tried to wake him up he said “just take my car.” Seriously??

— Over it

Aftermath: I drove myself home and parked his car near my house in a random parking lot and put the keys under the mat. Hope he had fun looking for his car.

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