I randomly wrote the word “Death” on her pink eraser and placed it in her backpack. Apparently, she freaked out over the weekend and thought someone was after her. She confronted me on Monday and told me how she almost had a nervous breakdown and I laughed my a** off.

— Adam

Aftermath: She dumped me that evening. Still the hottest chick I ever dated…man I miss seeing her naked.

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