“Tears of a Clown”
I only dated him because he was a cop and I thought he was hardcore. I told him it was over after 3 dates and he balled like a baby in front of his mates in the bar, then stripped to his undies because he thought I was breaking up with him because he wasn’t “wild” enough.
— MG
Aftermath: He stripped again in my apt, in front of my flatmates. Please God, that’s enough.
It’s “bawled”.