“Parking Nazi”
On on our first date as he drove around looking for a parking spot, an elderly couple was slow getting out of their spot, and he started screaming and swearing at them about how slow old people are. He finally gave up on them and proudly pulled into a handicapped parking space as he showed me that he has his “Granny’s” parking tag that he can use.
— MLJ
Aftermath: I was so embarrassed to be seen with this guy that I ended it quickly after that.